Totally Rubbish 3/5

Review: 47 Meters Down In An Amateur's Checklist

Have you ever watched a movie that's so by the numbers that you can predict, quite literally, every event with near pin-point accuracy? I...

Here it it, the cinematic debut of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Is it an over the top action movie? Does it involve copious explosions and...

Valerian And The City Of...I'm just going to call it VATCOATP. That's no good either. Just Valerian, that'll do. Valerian is maybe the...

Directed by John McTiernan, the man who defined 80's action through both Predator AND Die Hard, Last Action Hero is nothing more than a...

Following the success of Tim Burton’s successful 1989 Batman film, Warner Bros pushed out several films before George Clooney, Uma...

Like unexploded ordnance, Atomic Blonde has you waiting for something to blow up, but it never happens. Charlize Theron plays an...

Well. This is it. The pinnacle of everything that gave Michael Bay a bad name. It’s not quite 3 hours long, there are at least one...

Picking two years after the last film left off, Revenge Of The Fallen promises bigger action, more Transformers and giant metal...

With a bizarrely recast main character and a director who left his talent behind in the 90's, the third film in The Mummy franchise isn't...

Pirates Of The Caribbean, the first one that is, is a genuinely enjoyable film. High seas humour mixed with solid action and some decent...