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Review: The Void Is The Best Movie John Carpenter Never Directed
And he didn't direct it for a reason. For years digital monsters have ruled the horror genre. There was once a time of visceral,...


Review: The Neon Demon Is Just Bad
A wise man once said, “You can’t polish a turd.” While his name has been lost to history, this quote stands as a pillar of truth. No...


Review: Mine Is Far Better Than It Looks
One move and you’re dead. It isn’t an idle threat, nor is it command, it’s a fact. There’s a couple hundred grams of explosive buried...


Review: Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2 Achieves The Impossible
Earlier this year I complained that sci-fi movies were going down hill. Well, with the release of Guardians Of The Galaxy 2 I am prepared...


Review: Get Out Is As Scary As It Is Funny
As I waited for the film to begin a poster was projected onto the screen. It read, as expected, Get Out. I probably should have followed...


Review: Guardians Of The Galaxy, More Than A C-List Super Team
Can an obscure Marvel team of intergalactic aliens, a sentient tree, a talking raccoon and not Han Solo make the same waves that the more...


Review: Source Code Will Bring You Back Again And Again.
Groundhog Day meets Die Hard in Source Code, the movie that lets you watch Jake Gyllenhaal die again and again and again. It's also...


Review: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Tone Deaf And Without Vision.
A good gimmick can make or break a movie, regardless of genre. And doing as much as you can with that gimmick without letting it get old...


Review: Colossal Isn't The Movie You're Expecting.
Anne Hathaway drunkenly controls an enormous monster that is ravaging Seoul all while juggling two very different relationships. Seems...


Review: Going in Style Is A Funny As Its Cast Is Old.
How to make an entertaining movie. 1. Cast some of the greatest actors to walk the Earth 2. Put them in a ridiculous situation 3. Have a...
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