Totally Rubbish 4/5

Review: Prometheus Is All Questions And No Answers

In 2012 Ridley Scott returned to the saga that he began. Not in a sequel to his much beloved Alien but instead a prequel, aiming to...

A wise man once said, “You can’t polish a turd.” While his name has been lost to history, this quote stands as a pillar of truth. No...

As I waited for the film to begin a poster was projected onto the screen. It read, as expected, Get Out. I probably should have followed...

Following my review of Prince Of Thieves I was directed toward Men In Tights, a parody of Robin Hood in general and Prince Of Thieves in...

Rome in general, but the eruption of Vesuvius in particular, has always interested me. The way in which an entire city was frozen in time...

Continuing my foray into the extensive career of Steven Seagal I decided I'd follow up Under Siege with its sequel, the cleverly named,...

Captain Fantastic is a bizarre film about a man who single handedly destroys any chance there is for his children to have a normal life,...

Ha Haha Hahaha Hahahaha Hahahahaha...Wait, you mean I'm supposed to take this seriously? Jack Prescott (Jeff Bridges) stows away on a...

Oh boy, this one's bad, really really bad. Peter Parker (Andrew Garfield) is your typical good looking, intelligent, average guy who, for...

Why do the meanest nuns run orphanages? Does no one in WW2 London notice the bungee jumping pirates? Why are they singing Nirvana? Who...