Totally Rubbish

Review: The Predator Lacks Any Killer Instinct

Once a lethal killer, now a throwaway joke. Ladies and Gentlemen, this isn't a parody. Welcome to The Predator. A crashing spacecraft,...

It's hard to believe that Venom, Sony's latest attempt to build a Spider-Franchise (but without Spider-Man), was produced by big studios,...

Peter Berg has never made a good movie. Mark Wahlberg has never headlined a good movie. This movie should have been given to someone...

Live action talking animals have never been good, and Show Dogs doesn’t even try to change that. Probably gives them a worse reputation...

When ABBA was wondering how they could turn their commercial success into further financial success, some bozo suggested they should make...

There are bad sequels, there are dumb sequels and there are needless sequels. And then there's Jurassic Park 3. Dr Alan Grant (Sam Neill)...

The mid 90s were, undeniably, a lawless wasteland of cinema. Lieutenant Parker Barnes (Denzel Washington), an ex-cop serving time for the...

I've been looking forward to Gringo for sometime. Aside from have a very funny trailer, it featured a cast containing some of my...

Zoolander 2 is a shallow, unfunny, stupid, bloated, awful mess of a garbage film full of unfinished and cliche storylines and boring,...

This years female led, cold war styled, spy thriller comes in the form of Red Sparrow, a completely uninteresting, uninspiring,...