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Review: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Tone Deaf And Without Vision.
A good gimmick can make or break a movie, regardless of genre. And doing as much as you can with that gimmick without letting it get old...


Review: Colossal Isn't The Movie You're Expecting.
Anne Hathaway drunkenly controls an enormous monster that is ravaging Seoul all while juggling two very different relationships. Seems...


Review: Going in Style Is A Funny As Its Cast Is Old.
How to make an entertaining movie. 1. Cast some of the greatest actors to walk the Earth 2. Put them in a ridiculous situation 3. Have a...


Remake Review: The Taking Of Pelham 123 (1974/2009)
A simple premise, a number of armed men take over a train can, Pelham 123, and demand ransom in exchange for hostages. They give the city...


Review: Fate Of The Furious, Facepalms And Family.
Vin Diesel really likes family. Seriously, if you had a drink every time the word family was spoken you'd be dead before the half hour...


Review: Robin Hood Men In Tights Is A 12 Year Old's Idea Of Comedy.
Following my review of Prince Of Thieves I was directed toward Men In Tights, a parody of Robin Hood in general and Prince Of Thieves in...


Review: The Fugitive Is A Thriller Like No Other.
After directing the best thing Steven Seagal's ever been in and single handedly bringing Tommy Lee Jones career into mainstream cinema,...


Review: Dragonheart Is Close To Perfect.
Dennis Quaid, David Thewlis, Pete Postlethwaite, Jason Isaacs and Sean Connery walk into a bar, get drunk and decide to make a Robin Hood...


Review: Robin Hood Prince Of Thieves Is A Flawed Classic.
Robin Hood is arguably one of the greatest stories in English folklore, a timeless tale that has been retold in many forms. The Robin...


Review: Hatfields And McCoys Is The Western Equivalent Of Lord Of The Rings.
Inspired by true events that nearly sparked a war between Kentucky and West Virginia, Hatfields And McCoys is not only the greatest work...
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