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Review: The Dark Tower, More Like The Dull Tower
After hearing that The Dark Tower wasn't as good as the book it was based on, I stopped reading it. I thought to myself that going in...


Review: Wind River Goes Off The Reservation
And it does it in a good way. Taylor Sheridan's big screen directorial debut is a haunting shot of reality, one that holds nothing back....


Review: Logan Lucky Is Ocean's 11 With A Southern Twist
In 2001 Steven Soderbergh made his mark on crime comedy, a mark that stands strong today. I began with Ocean's 11, and its sequels, and...


Review: 47 Meters Down In An Amateur's Checklist
Have you ever watched a movie that's so by the numbers that you can predict, quite literally, every event with near pin-point accuracy? I...


Review: Conan The Barbarian Is The Definitive Fantasy Classic
In his second cinematic role, and the first time the world heard his thick Austrian accent, Arnold Schwarzenegger took on the role of...


Review: Hercules In New York, There Are No Gods Or Kings, Only Bad
Here it it, the cinematic debut of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Is it an over the top action movie? Does it involve copious explosions and...


Review: Valerian And The City Of A Thousand Planets Will Put You Right To Sleep
Valerian And The City Of...I'm just going to call it VATCOATP. That's no good either. Just Valerian, that'll do. Valerian is maybe the...


Review: Ozark Season One Is No Breaking Bad
But it's still pretty good. Partially directed and headlined by Jason Bateman, Ozark is something of a mixed bag. While it's certainly...


Review: Last Action Hero Is A Parody Of Everything That Is Good
Directed by John McTiernan, the man who defined 80's action through both Predator AND Die Hard, Last Action Hero is nothing more than a...


Review: The Running Man Is The Hunger Games But Watchable
The idea of the literal man hunt, that being the hunting of men, is an idea that became famous in fiction thanks to Richard Connell's The...
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