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Review: 47 Meters Down In An Amateur's Checklist
Have you ever watched a movie that's so by the numbers that you can predict, quite literally, every event with near pin-point accuracy? I...


Review: Conan The Barbarian Is The Definitive Fantasy Classic
In his second cinematic role, and the first time the world heard his thick Austrian accent, Arnold Schwarzenegger took on the role of...


Review: Hercules In New York, There Are No Gods Or Kings, Only Bad
Here it it, the cinematic debut of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Is it an over the top action movie? Does it involve copious explosions and...


Review: Valerian And The City Of A Thousand Planets Will Put You Right To Sleep
Valerian And The City Of...I'm just going to call it VATCOATP. That's no good either. Just Valerian, that'll do. Valerian is maybe the...


Review: Ozark Season One Is No Breaking Bad
But it's still pretty good. Partially directed and headlined by Jason Bateman, Ozark is something of a mixed bag. While it's certainly...


Review: Last Action Hero Is A Parody Of Everything That Is Good
Directed by John McTiernan, the man who defined 80's action through both Predator AND Die Hard, Last Action Hero is nothing more than a...


Review: The Running Man Is The Hunger Games But Watchable
The idea of the literal man hunt, that being the hunting of men, is an idea that became famous in fiction thanks to Richard Connell's The...


Review: Batman And Robin, Pun And Suffering
Following the success of Tim Burton’s successful 1989 Batman film, Warner Bros pushed out several films before George Clooney, Uma...


On Score And Cinema
There is a part of modern cinema that is almost inescapable. It isn't digital effects, poorly written scripts or a near constant barrage...


Review: The 6th Day Is An Underrated Gem
In 1996, Dolly the sheep made headlines all across the world as the first successfully cloned mammal. Aside from bringing science fiction...
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