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Review: Ocean's 8 Can't Multitask Or Plan Ahead
Ocean's Eleven may not have been the perfect heist movie, and Ocean's Twelve may have been even less perfect, but at least they were fun...


Review: Upgrade Is Running At 100%
Upgrade marks a triumphant return to the blood soaked schlock of the 1980s. And it's certainly a welcome one. Grey Trace (Logan...


Review: Jurassic Park Spares No Expense
25 years ago Steven Spielberg brought back the dinosaurs, and the world has never been the same since. In the immortal words of Samuel L....


Review: Virtuosity Is All About The Villain
The mid 90s were, undeniably, a lawless wasteland of cinema. Lieutenant Parker Barnes (Denzel Washington), an ex-cop serving time for the...


Review: Ocean's Thirteen Finally Perfects The Formula
After Ocean's Eleven failed to entertain during the first act, and Ocean's Twelve fell apart at the end, Ocean's Thirteen finally...


Review: Ocean's Eleven Lays The Groundwork For All Heist Films
This heist remake with an all-star ensemble cast wasn't the first, it wasn't the best, and it wasn't the biggest. But like a ballet or a...


Review: The Terror Is Icy Cold Suspense
Take Master And Commander, and a sprinkle of Predator and John Carpenter's The Thing, and you have yourself a historical thriller unlike...


Review: Oceans Twelve Nukes The Fridge, Fizzles Out, Then Gets Cliché
After reviewing Ocean's Eleven and talking about how I don't really enjoy the first act, I was looking forward to see how Ocean's Twelve...


Review: Gringo Isn't As Advertised
I've been looking forward to Gringo for sometime. Aside from have a very funny trailer, it featured a cast containing some of my...


April Fool's Review: Rampage Pits Two Giants Against Each Other For A Giant Film
It seems like Dwayne Johnson has given up trying to look diverse, and just accepted his fate as the greatest action hero for the new...
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