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Remake Review: Assault On Precinct 13 (1976/2005)
A police station is waiting to close. In the hours before shutdown a prison transport arrives unexpectedly. Before long the station is...


Review: The Neon Demon Is Just Bad
A wise man once said, “You can’t polish a turd.” While his name has been lost to history, this quote stands as a pillar of truth. No...


Review: Source Code Will Bring You Back Again And Again.
Groundhog Day meets Die Hard in Source Code, the movie that lets you watch Jake Gyllenhaal die again and again and again. It's also...


Review: The Fugitive Is A Thriller Like No Other.
After directing the best thing Steven Seagal's ever been in and single handedly bringing Tommy Lee Jones career into mainstream cinema,...


Review: Gattaca Is Far From The Classic Some Claim It To Be.
For years I've been barraged with tales of Gattaca's greatness. I was told it was one of the greatest science fiction films ever, the...


Review: Faster Proves Dwayne Johnson Is More Than Just Muscle.
Starting out as a wrestler, Dwayne Johnson, aka The Rock, made his break into block busters in 2001's The Mummy Returns. Since then his...


Review: Under Siege 2 Is A Snorefest On A Train.
Continuing my foray into the extensive career of Steven Seagal I decided I'd follow up Under Siege with its sequel, the cleverly named,...


Review: Under Siege Isn't Quite A Classic.
Steven Seagal was always that guy who tried to overtake the likes of Stallone and Schwarzenegger but never had the star power to do it....


Review: The Hunter Is As Good As It Is Beautiful.
Every now and again along comes a movie that, for some unknown reason, I thoroughly enjoy. The Hunter is one such film. From the glorious...


Review: Split is Greater Than the Sum of it's Parts.
M. Night Shyamalan is hardly a revered director. At one time he was a king with the world at his fingers but after a long line of awful...
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