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Review: Above The Law Isn't Above Being Bad.
Continuing in my adventures of Steven Seagal's filmography I found myself where it all began. Once again directed by Andrew Davis, we...
Review: Under Siege 2 Is A Snorefest On A Train.
Continuing my foray into the extensive career of Steven Seagal I decided I'd follow up Under Siege with its sequel, the cleverly named,...
Review: Under Siege Isn't Quite A Classic.
Steven Seagal was always that guy who tried to overtake the likes of Stallone and Schwarzenegger but never had the star power to do it....
Review: Captain Fantastic Is Less Than The Sum Of Its Parts.
Captain Fantastic is a bizarre film about a man who single handedly destroys any chance there is for his children to have a normal life,...
Review: Power Rangers Is Far Better Than It Has Any Right To Be.
I've never seen Power Rangers. Little bits here and there but never a whole episode and never in context so its safe to say I went to see...
Review: Life Is The Best Sci-Fi Horror Since Alien.
When I saw the first trailer for Life I thought two thing. This is just a remake of Alien and It might be alright but more likely it'll...
Review: War Dogs, The Wolf Of Wall Street With Guns.
War turns a profit for most parties involved. It's a well known fact. Ignore anyone who tells you otherwise. For some, the money's made...
Review: Ben-Hur Isn't As Bad As It Could Have Been.
Starring Charlton Heston as the titular character, Ben-Hur is not just a historical classic but a masterpiece of cinema. This is not that...
Review: In A Valley Of Violence Isn't Perfect But Its Still Pretty Good.
I've liked westerns since the day I first watched The Good, The Bad and The Ugly, a film that quickly became one of my favourites. From...
Review: Passengers Is An Exercise In Failed Execution.
The Avalon is on a 120 year journey from Earth to a new colony planet. When Jim Preston (Chris Pratt) is woken from hypersleep 90 years...
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