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Review: Venom Is One Hell Of A Rushed Mess
It's hard to believe that Venom, Sony's latest attempt to build a Spider-Franchise (but without Spider-Man), was produced by big studios,...


Review: Mamma Mia Is The Feel-Weird Movie Of The Milennium
When ABBA was wondering how they could turn their commercial success into further financial success, some bozo suggested they should make...


Review: Ant-Man And The Wasp Is As Bland As Marvel Gets
Marvel Studios really hasn't had any "bland" films. The critically-reviled Thor: The Dark World and The Incredible Hulk are plain awful,...


Review: Tag Is Simultaneously Innovative And Unimaginative
The first trailer for Tag (which, as always, can be found at the bottom) may have been one of the best trailers of the year. And while...


Review: Incredibles 2 Does What Marvel Couldn't
14 years on, The Incredibles is still praised as one of the greatest animated movies of all time, for combining extremely complex...


Review: Ocean's 8 Can't Multitask Or Plan Ahead
Ocean's Eleven may not have been the perfect heist movie, and Ocean's Twelve may have been even less perfect, but at least they were fun...


Review: Ocean's Thirteen Finally Perfects The Formula
After Ocean's Eleven failed to entertain during the first act, and Ocean's Twelve fell apart at the end, Ocean's Thirteen finally...


Review: Ocean's Eleven Lays The Groundwork For All Heist Films
This heist remake with an all-star ensemble cast wasn't the first, it wasn't the best, and it wasn't the biggest. But like a ballet or a...


Review: Oceans Twelve Nukes The Fridge, Fizzles Out, Then Gets Cliché
After reviewing Ocean's Eleven and talking about how I don't really enjoy the first act, I was looking forward to see how Ocean's Twelve...


April Fool's Review: Rampage Pits Two Giants Against Each Other For A Giant Film
It seems like Dwayne Johnson has given up trying to look diverse, and just accepted his fate as the greatest action hero for the new...
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