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Review: Jurassic World Is Thoughtless Fun
After the disaster that was Jurassic Park 3, the franchise was silent, for all intents and purposes, for more than a decade, it was dead....


Review: Incredibles 2 Does What Marvel Couldn't
14 years on, The Incredibles is still praised as one of the greatest animated movies of all time, for combining extremely complex...


Review: Jurassic Park 3 Is Just Plain Old Bad
There are bad sequels, there are dumb sequels and there are needless sequels. And then there's Jurassic Park 3. Dr Alan Grant (Sam Neill)...


Review: The Lost World Is A Painful Disappointment
As a film, Jurassic Park set up several sequel opportunities. This wasn't one of them. Four years have passed since the events of...


Review: Ocean's 8 Can't Multitask Or Plan Ahead
Ocean's Eleven may not have been the perfect heist movie, and Ocean's Twelve may have been even less perfect, but at least they were fun...


Review: Upgrade Is Running At 100%
Upgrade marks a triumphant return to the blood soaked schlock of the 1980s. And it's certainly a welcome one. Grey Trace (Logan...


Review: Jurassic Park Spares No Expense
25 years ago Steven Spielberg brought back the dinosaurs, and the world has never been the same since. In the immortal words of Samuel L....


Review: Virtuosity Is All About The Villain
The mid 90s were, undeniably, a lawless wasteland of cinema. Lieutenant Parker Barnes (Denzel Washington), an ex-cop serving time for the...


Review: Ocean's Thirteen Finally Perfects The Formula
After Ocean's Eleven failed to entertain during the first act, and Ocean's Twelve fell apart at the end, Ocean's Thirteen finally...


Review: Ocean's Eleven Lays The Groundwork For All Heist Films
This heist remake with an all-star ensemble cast wasn't the first, it wasn't the best, and it wasn't the biggest. But like a ballet or a...
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